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  In Time 2011

  ★★★ Watched 27 May 2024

  I like the concept but feel they could have done more with it

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  CODA 2021

  ★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2024

  Feel like it was probably quite a powerful film, however I’m not deaf so I didn’t fucking understand anything

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  WALL·E 2008

  ½ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  A shitty little piece of shit going round picking up bits of shit

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★ Watched 01 Oct 2023

  Completely and utterly uninteresting.

  I would rather drag my bollocks across a kilometre of broken glass and jump in a pool of lemon juice than watch this wank again.

  I would prefer to slam my penis in a car door than even have a conversation about this shite movie.

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