Ethan Weber

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OBSESSED WITH FILM 🎥 

My favorites:
Drama 🎭
Horror 🔪🩸
Thriller 🫣

My top 4 changes a lot

Favorite films

  • Anora
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Before Sunrise
  • Psycho

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  • The Electric State

    ★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • The Prestige

    ★★★

  • Juno

    ★★★★

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  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    ★★★★★

    A spectacular tale through gritty yet beautiful 1980’s Texas that displays the shattering effects of lost time, relationships that have gone to the wayside, and one’s life that could’ve been. A dads journey to heal his broken past turns into an odyssey to help his sons future, this is the perfect father-son movie. A beautiful film inside and out, mixed with an earnest and tender score. Absolutely loved the final 20 minutes. Such a fantastic way to tell a story through dialogue only, but displaying so much emotion and heartbreak one can feel it in their soul. Powerful stuff.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    I’m absolutely floored. Speechless. My mouth was open in shock the entire time watching this. This is one of the best horror films of the decade. 

    “The Substance” is a disturbing, nightmare inducing, horrifying, and soul shattering experience that is truly a one of a kind film. Coralie Fargeat presents one of the best directed horror films of the 21st century. Every single gulp, squish, slurp adds to every scene as the sound design is absolutely immaculate. With the excess…

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★½

    If we’re gonna make a film for $320 million, can we not make them the most lifeless film of 2025? 

    Bad acting and characters, boring action sequences, emotional moments that fall completely flat, painful dialogue a popular song reliance, and a message forced fed to the audience. There isn’t much to like about “The Electric State.” A couple of cool shots and robot designs don’t justify a quality experience. 

    I don’t know why Millie Bobby Brown is stuck in the never ending Netflix cesspool. She needs to escape ASAP.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    An entertaining sci fi film starring the Twilight guy. 

    My first Bong Joon Ho film! He definitely has a knack for set design and practical effects, and does a great job immersing the viewer into his films. Robert Pattinson gives a very distinct performance that is definitely unique, and the cast is filled with fun and colorful characters. It has some nice commentary on how we view our lives and worth, and we should focus on our lives and not…

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  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★

    A pretty cool movie, but that’s about it. It’s not often I see a movie revolve around magic. The performances are all great and the score is fantastic. It has some amazing twists, but the one at the end is brilliant. Overall, it’s still solid. I guess I’m not a Nolan fanboy yet.

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt really finds a way to be in great romance movies huh. 

    Extremely heartfelt yet heartbreaking. Romance isn’t all it’s chocked up to being, it’s not about fate or finding that soulmate. Things just happen that our beyond our circumstances, and we just have to accept that. A film the completely deconstructs what we expect in a perfect romance and leaves you with a feeling of sadness with an underlying sense of hope. 

    Also gotta give this movie props for teaching me how to ask women out. Thank you Tom for your elite rizz ability.