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Favorite films

  • Double Indemnity
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • The Third Man

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  • Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Brokenhearted

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

  • The Pig Walks

  • Head with Hammer

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  • The Third Man

    The Third Man

    ★★★★★

    Watched at the Aero in 35mm. Part of my “Hack Writer” double feature alongside Sunset Boulevard. I could aspire to be these dopes. 

    Saw this for the first time two years ago and it’s easily one of my favorites. It’s perfect. So rich. 

    It’s funny. Poignant. Beautiful. Tragic. It’s everything.

    And I love westerns so I got to respect any movie that rags on them.

    Orson Welles!!!

    I never noticed until this watch that Anna wears Harry’s pajamas to bed.

  • Sunset Boulevard

    Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★★★

    Watched at the Egyptian in 35mm.

    Still one of my favorites. One of everyone’s favorites. It’s perfect. I have always wanted this to happen to me. Anybody know the addresses of rich single women? 

    Afterward I took Sunset Boulevard home and passed where the house technically is. Although it wasn’t actually filmed on Sunset. Movie magic! I felt like I was Joe careening down turns to get away from the repo men.

    I never noticed how visual the gates of…

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  • Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Brokenhearted

    Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Brokenhearted

    Two seconds into this and we get Nick Cage? Whoa!

    Music was a little too experimental for me. This is kind of the thing you had to have been there. Still some cool visuals though.

  • David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

    Objectively I know this meal is delicious and nutritious but black and white and handheld footage is not conducive to an appetizing experience. And I know, I watched the cooking channel when I was younger. They would not have greenlit this show unfortunately. Wish we got more episodes though.

    Liked the storytelling segments. Kind of want an ice-cold Coca-Cola now. And I wonder had he never looked if he would have gotten more coins?

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  • Degrassi Goes Hollywood

    Degrassi Goes Hollywood

    I would love to sit down and watch this with somebody who knows nothing about Degrassi.

  • Degrassi Takes Manhattan

    Degrassi Takes Manhattan

    This movie is 50% Gossip Girl fan-fiction and 50% a Marvel's What If comic.