UnChienAndalusia

UnChienAndalusia

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Cinema Paradiso
  • Grave of the Fireflies
  • The Elephant Man

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  • Se7en

    ★★½

  • Breathless

    ★★★★½

  • Rebel Without a Cause

    ★★★★★

  • The Hateful Eight

    ★★★½

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★½

    Sorry but this film is massively overrated. It took me 2 years and two bottles of wine to have any sort of appreciation for this film that only gets good when (and I love Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman), that  fucking predator Kevin Spacey gets involved. The last 1/4 is great, but before that, this is the basic bitch of films, and I can’t believe how many people rave about this movie. It’s better than I thought initially, but it’s still overrated and nothing to write home about.

  • Breathless

    Breathless

    ★★★★½

    This made me start to like French people.

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  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ½

    Crock of shite. Easily one of the most shite things I’ve seen. Shite acting, no scary moments, wank plot. Honestly no redeeming qualities.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    Ok, so this outshines the Nolan trilogy slightly. Basically, Pete Wentz plays a cat and mouse game with a Redditor who’s murdering corrupt Gotham officials. Sprinkle in some Nirvana, some fat Colin Farrell, slight bit of copaganda, and bang, The Batman (2022) makes its mark. 

    On a serious note, Pattinson is such a great Batman. I do however find it hard to believe people wouldn’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. No other man on Earth has that killer jawline. The only…

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