Evan Christian

Evan Christian

Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Gladiator II
  • The Gentlemen

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  • Elemental

    ★★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★½

  • The Worst Person in the World

    ★½

  • St. Elmo's Fire

    ★★★

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  • Elemental

    Elemental

    ★★★½

    Close enough, welcome back Zootopia

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    I thought my birthday was eh because I always had final exams going on during it

    This kid seems to have had it worse though

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  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★★★

    Keep your Dune 2, I’ll stick with this. I’ve been drinking green tea all God damn day.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

    All the reviews I read all said how this doesn’t feel like this was made in 2023, and there really isn’t much to say besides that (the opening scenes really show it). This was like seeing Good Will Hunting for the first time again. Paul Giamatti has YET TO MISS. Might have a new top holiday movie on our hands.

    Whichever writer looked at this script and agreed to add the insult “penis cancer in human form”, you’ve brought me hope for future writing in film. Bravo.

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