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  El Conde 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  "Only a villain would say that. An empty husk who doesn't believe in humanity." "Thank You."

  An interesting metaphorical premise for a satire film, that gets lost in the accounting relationship family side drama by the end.
  Although, that final suprise reveal killed me.

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  "Why the fuck would I trust you"
  "Because I want to live."

  Basically a very long, very fucked-up hallway fight sequence with lore.

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  End of the day, it’s all about him.

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  "I have seen things in this world that would make Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother's womb"

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