evanortiz

evanortiz

Favorite films

  • Clue
  • mother!
  • And the Band Played On
  • Supernova

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  • Wicked

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • How to Date Billy Walsh

    ★★½

  • Challengers

    ★★½

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★½

    Laughable about how in a years time this movie will not be looked upon fondly and an exhausting watch for absolutely no reason

  • Night Swim

    Night Swim

    ★½

    As a kid who constantly wore a swim shirt, afraid to show the world his shirtless torso, this movie does not speak to me or spark joy

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  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★★★★

    After careful consideration: this is the first 5 star movie I log on here. I’m still thinking about it. How unserious, how unchallenging, but how self-identifying it felt to watch. Billy ur an annoying person but I really enjoyed the film. It was a queer love story where I could see myself in it that wasn’t overtly hyper sexual. I hate romance and love stories, but this one felt fulfilling to watch.

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★½

    Slays all around, my one critique is all white men look the same I get confused because I have the attention span of a goldfish

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