evansemanco

evansemanco

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • You're Cordially Invited

    ★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

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  • You're Cordially Invited

    You're Cordially Invited

    ★½

    This movie could have ended four times, and the complicated suburban footage was so unnecessary I laughed out loud. 

    There are funny parts and glimpses of great Will Ferrell movies past, but overall it isn’t always better to be less constrained as a streamer.

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★

    Catholic Game of Thrones was intense

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  • It Ends with Us

    It Ends with Us

    ★★

    My wife wanted to see this movie, and besides the bumping into a neurosurgeon and being at the same restaurant in a huge city, the least believable part is how a homeless veteran and a girl with no experience (or college degree? Idk) both open successful businesses.

    Where is Lily getting vendors? Capital for a startup? How did she learn to remodel a dilapidated building or use Quickbooks?!

    And Atlas, he became a chef?!? Got financing for a brand new restaurant?!!??

    How old are they?!? They did this all in their 30s?

    IN THIS ECONOMY?

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    Ever drink a La Croix? The packaging and branding make them look fantastic, with flavors like Strawberry Peach and Key Lime they get you excited, but then you drink one and it’s just a shadow of the real thing. 

    Would anyone confuse a Key Lime La Croix with an actual piece of Key Lime Pie? No.

    Gladiator 2 does some really interesting things well, but is just the La Croix of the original. Gladiator one is on a short list of one of the best movies made this century so far IMO, and the sequel lacks the magic the first one had for me.

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