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Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • May
  • La La Land
  • 10 Things I Hate About You

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  • Planet of the Apes

    ★★★

  • Hush

    ★★½

  • Baghead

    ★½

  • Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    this was nowhere near perfect, but i had a blast with it! genuinely funny, the audience verbally laughed quite a few times. the gore and effects were dope, and i think the pacing and humor that was tied to the kills was fantastic. 

    obviously there were things i didnt like, but i was able to quickly put it aside in the moment and just enjoy the movie which i really liked

    side note, stephen king is one of my favorite…

  • My Bloody Valentine

    My Bloody Valentine

    ★★★★

    ‘be my bloody valentine’

    this wasn’t fully what i was expecting but i loved it so so much. tis the season to watch this

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  • Planet of the Apes

    Planet of the Apes

    ★★★

    ‘dr, i’d like to kiss you goodbye’
    ‘alright…but you’re so damned ugly’

    the movie stoped working and we couldn’t figure out how to get it back up, so i’m gunna watch the last two minutes in class nExt week!!!😍 but i’m still reviewing it right now so i don’t forget my thoughts in a weeks time…my thoughts being i feel like the only person who doesn’t really like this movie lol

  • Hush

    Hush

    ★★½

    interesting watch, definitely could have been boring or bad with the minimal content and everything i feel the story was giving, but it was honestly pretty good and was able to give a sense of environmental fear so can’t complain too much!

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  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★½

    genuinely curious why we don’t get a lot of movies like this anymore????? 

    there’s horror, there’s comedy, there’s camp; and every. single. thing. works.

    this is one i’ve been having a strong urge to revisit lately, and can confirm it’s just as amazing on rewatch!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    ‘my entire life is a goddamn punishment’

    i really wish i could have loved this a bit more due to almost everyone around me hyping it up for months. but unfortunately, it ultimately felt much longer than it was, and had just so much extra content in it that i felt didn’t necessarily need to be included.

    i have not had the chance yet to read the book it was based on, so im not shore if the pacing and…