Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2023

  nooo don’t bomb hiroshima & nagasaki ur so sexy aha

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jun 2023

  sucks that the animators were forced to work 11 hour shifts 7 days a week in a toxic work environment but this movie is so god damn good that I will simply pretend I didn’t hear that

Recent reviews

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  The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  tarantino vibes but with a predictable plot. still had fun. thad castle is so jacked in this holy smokes

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jun 2024

  extendo edition for the first time was a surreal experience. my dad was right about these movies. gonna have to watch the acolyte or the emoji movie or something to cleanse my palate and bring me back to reality

Popular reviews

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  38 at the Garden 2022

  ★½ Watched 28 Oct 2022 1

  feels like a joke writing this out but there’s a serious lack of jeremy lin in this jeremy lin documentary. not sure what asian hate crimes in 2021 post-coronavirus had to do with jeremy lin dropping 38 points on the lakers in 2012 but here we are I guess

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2022

  fuck you disney for making me sit through 20 minutes of your shitty superhero movie trailers and killing my avatar boner. no joke every single trailer was a cornball superhero movie. who the fuck actually watches those?? oh boy I sure can’t wait to see the 4th installment of ant-man and wasp boy!!! unbelievable. anyways avatar was fantastic