Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nickel Boys 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I thought it was the second round! I thought it was the second round!

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I was really hindered in my ability to have these kinds of conversations with girls due to the absence of a door that locks from the outside. Great idea, filing that away for later…

Popular reviews

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  Morbius 2022

  ★ Watched 30 Mar 2022

  At the premiere, Jared Leto was still in character. At one point, this guy sitting next to me made a crack about Paolo Gucci and Jared Leto screamed and flew across the theater, latching onto the guy’s neck and drinking his blood. Now that’s true commitment to the craft.
  (I was fine because I had brought garlic (It cures coronavirus))

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025 9

  Every so often, someone just up and makes the greatest movie of all time. It happened most recently in 2019, and it was glorious. Sometimes I wonder when the next one is going to hit, but then I remember that the second most recent time it happened was in 2002 (now accepting guesses). So, see you folks in 2036!