Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  Don’t do drugs

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  High Life 2018

  ½ Watched 05 May 2024

  Does this movie say anything? No 
  Does this movie DO anything? NO 

  This movie … is so bad … it redefines my grading scale. Literally. 

  This is the new low. 

  The bar is set , for shittiest movie I’ve EVER seen. 
  It has me reconsidering EVERY movie I’ve ever seen. Morbius? Fuck , looks like 3 stars compared to this.. 
  Resident Evil? A fucking masterpiece… 
  HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS … HIGH LIFE IS WORSE !!!!

Popular reviews

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  Thanksgiving 2023

  ★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  Eli Roth, stop making movies

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2024

  Dune: A story line that makes, Inception, look like elementary algebra. 

  Filmic recreations of Dune have been notoriously difficult, due to the innate complexity of the novel,  so it’s understandable this 21st century rendition relies almost entirely on sound, style, and design.   

  Dune : Classic example of a literary epic turned cinematic slog. 

  Entirely carried by a fanfare score and artsy cinematography, Dune, sees Denis Villeneuve attempt to recreate roughly the first half of the ~900 page 1965 original novel. …

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