christian

christian

movies fucking suck i hate movies

Favorite films

  • Possession
  • Kinds of Kindness
  • On the Silver Globe
  • Happiness

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★½

  • Opus

    ★★½

  • Burn After Reading

    ★★★★½

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★½

    man. not once have i seen any show that is so purely cinematic in the sense that it would still offer so much even if compiled into one four hour long movie. the show is a crucifixion shaped by environment.

    it’s a heartwrenching tale of regret, impulse, shame, humiliation, and how online radicalization is a slope from both lack of construction and internal/external insecurity, and it’s one of the most nuanced portrayals of adolescence and loneliness i’ve ever seen.

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★½

    juggles way too many ideas then leaves the most interesting one up to chance at the end

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    orlok burning to death and blood leaking from everywhere as he and ellen scream was bizarrely beautiful

    also lily-rose depp was built for this role i could see an oscar nom ngl

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★★

    actually made me cry for the first time