elias

elias

Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time in the West
  • One Wonderful Sunday
  • The Straight Story
  • Despicable Me

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  • The Dream Factory

  • Memoir of a Snail

  • Mickey 17

  • Mickey 17

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    I like that they made JD Vance the pigeon

  • The Color of Paradise

    The Color of Paradise

    first movie in a month and a half, 360p facebook video on the laptop, it feels good to be back

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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    got the whole crew fucked up

  • Deadly Weapons

    Deadly Weapons

    double D? No we’re doing this in the 4th dimension. sexploitation is back “baby” for a freudian field day with a busty femme fatale. The bada-bing was too much for the Staten Island mob. Even pops got murked — Bang bang his baby shot him down. Who needs uma Thurman when you’ve got Chesty Morgan: she didn’t speak much but she had that quiet and calm big dick energy and remarkable character development. Some say objectification but I say cunt.…

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