expiredmarsbar

expiredmarsbar

Favorite films

  • The Wicker Man
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Eastern Promises
  • Brokeback Mountain

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  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★

  • The Witch

    ★★★★

  • Irma Vep

    ★★★★

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    To do: move to volcano, have berserker son, install turf roof

  • Irma Vep

    Irma Vep

    ★★★★

    Crazy sexy cool Maggie Cheung trying to stay as polite and professional as possible (except when doing cat burglary) in a series of quite bizarre and very French social situations

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  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    ★★★★★

    Astonishingly beautiful (especially gorgeous Mrs Lyndon staring pallidly and vaporishly into the middle distance). Ryan O’Neal has plenty of runtime to get his Irish accent under control but never quite does, which in my mind only serves to underscore Barry’s status as a gauche outsider to the continent’s wigged-up upper crust. And there’s an emotional depth along with the antics (ie not just a picturesque picaresque).

  • Five Fingers of Death

    Five Fingers of Death

    ★★★½

    Nothing is more serious in regard to peace in the North than the regional martial arts competition

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