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Ted 2012
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The most nothing I’ve felt watching a movie since If last year.
This came out in 2012, around Season 11 of Family Guy, which I would say is one of, if not the last season I consider to be “not bad and pointless” and this more or less highlights the direction that show was in and would soon go even further down. As someone that just binged the show late last year, the forgettable seasons are still somewhat fresh in mind.…
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Smile 2 2024
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Spoilers for the first movie as well.
TLDR: Opening and ending are better than the first, characters really drag this one down. I understand and respect what they were trying to say, but I found it far less compelling. This one is more fun with worse characters, first one is scarier with better (but still not great) characters. 2nd movie takes a while to really stand out from the first.
Much like the first movie, the opening was fantastic and…
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Chase Banks: The Return of Chase Banks 2024
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Before I begin, please note that this movie only has 2.5 because it created an entirely new scale of reviewing film. This 2.5* is far greater than a traditional 5*.
Chase Banks: The Return of Chase Banks (2024), in its 20 minute runtime, provides perhaps the greatest narrative in the history of fiction, rivaling works like Rockstar’s Red Dead Redemption II (2018) and Vince Gilligan’s acclaimed TV Show, Breaking Bad (2008-2013).
Dayton Williams’ performance as the titular hero Chase Banks…
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Creep 2014
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I would like to personally thank my work for getting done early enough so there’s more to my evening than watching this and then immediately having to try and fall asleep afterwards.
This was really good and also horrifying. I thought it was brilliant how Angela is an actual person and gives us valuable information early enough in the movie before the entire movie switches from following Josef to following Aaron’s reactions to everything. After every cut I was waiting…
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