Jason Kiryuin

Jason Kiryuin

I judge movies based on whether or not I'm miserable

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Dont Look Back

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • A Clockwork Orange

    ★★★★★

  • Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★★

  • The Hobbit

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    I actually forgot I saw this until just now, kinda let's you know what I thought about it. Really bloated and messy, no clear point to anything. It was unfunny and dumb only elevated by Robert Pattinson's incredible performance with the slop material he was given. This movie finally cemented my opinion that Toni Collette is a very annoying and bad actress who plays the same character in everything she's in. I didn't like a single character in this movie…

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ★★★★★

    I love the style in this movie, the look of the wardrobe and the world these characters live in. To me it's so amazing and cool that it's my favorite part of the movie. You could easily say this movie is style over substance just because the style is so apparent and unique that it overshadows the rest of the movie.

    I like the story here a lot. Unfortunately I feel like this is a movie a lot of older…

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  • Mater and the Ghostlight

    Mater and the Ghostlight

    ★★★★★

    In this film, Larry the Cable Guy truly shows what the definition of horror is. Never have I seen a film with so many layers of dark comedy, psychological terror, and subtle sprinkles of romance throughout. Larry the Cable Guy delivers a performance quite comparable to Heath Ledger's rendition of the Joker. Secluding himself in abandoned mental hospitals for months on end was just one of the many things Larry the Cable Guy did to prepare himself for this role.…

  • Promare

    Promare

    The plot is so incoherent and messy, peppered with cliches, conveniences galore and absolutely no interesting commentary on the themes/morals it tries to convey, not to mention the soundtrack that sounds like a free to play mobile game. I hate how the movie tries to take on these complex political issues, simplifies the fuck out of them, and then offers absolutely 0 interesting insight and acts like it's kindergarten understanding is some bold statement. The animation and colors save this…