Diarrhea likes to have fun. It's his primary reason for doing anything. So he finds he likes to kick peoples asses (and he's good at it) so he joins the ,martial arts police. He and his buddies, earthworm, moisture and somebody else with a cool name, like Diarrhea's new boss so they make him buy him dinner and force him to eat a lettuce wrap in one bite. They all become friends and join up to kick ass.
There are…
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A peek into the director Masaru Konuma's life and work. Konuma directed over 47 films over a period of 18 years while working at Nikkatsu. All of them Roman Porno films.
While Roman Porno films are not everyone's cup of tea and are much different that Pinku films, it is an important part of Japanese film history and culture and helped save the Japanese film industry and Nikkatsu in particular.
Of note here is Naomi Tani who comes to the…
I want to gouge my eyes out and rip my ears off.
An insipid, trivial piece of fluff made worse by the casting of the worst actor on the planet, Ryan Gosling and the music that isn't music, Jazz.
A movie in love with itself. Not a thought went into this movie except where to place the splashes of color in the scenes to dress up the turd. If I ever see one more shot of Ryan Gosling tinkling the…
