incredibly bad but so very fun. had no idea what was going on at any point but neither did they + some scenes were straight out of a horror movie
extra star for scotty doesn't know
honestly quite liked it, including the ending which yes felt abrupt and bait-y but i feel like it made sense with the direction of the narrative and it didn't really surprise me at all. cause sure queen fixate so badly on trying to dissect lesbianism to help you in a single court case that you go through All of That and then end up repressing it cause it was embarrassing as hell. i understand.
do wish they had at least…
perseus' dedication to serving face also makes him look perpetually confused and honestly i am here for it idc for the man (doesn't deserve andromeda) but i can laugh at him
the constant lingering on poseidon's baffled face underwater when he's releasing the kraken and then the shots of him next to the lever made me laugh so hard i almost passed out the second time. 10/10 quite a lot of this movie is so shit but also so fun…