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La Dolce Villa 2025
the star sweater with a plaid skirt outfit was actually atrocious
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
this literally changed the trajectory of my life
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
as a walked to my seat in the dark of the theater i didn’t realize the demographic was ‘30 year old white man’ until i heard the agressive whoops and cheers behind me. this was a cinematic masterpiece. the peach song tied it all together, it wouldn’t have been the same without bowsers sweet sweet voice serenading the gaggle of mario connoisseurs. sad there was no italian accent— it was all a FLUKE! the teased romance between mario and peach…
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