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Once I was born. Since then I've been alive. I will continue on in this fashion until I am dead.

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  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

  • The Frozen Ground

  • Grey Gardens

  • Holmes & Watson

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  • The Frozen Ground

    The Frozen Ground

    It's bad for a starpowered studio film, but if I came across this on Investigation Discovery or some shit, I'd lap it up

  • Grey Gardens

    Grey Gardens

    With all the impressions my friends were doing, I expected the hilarious bits. But I had no idea how much this would punch me right in the emotions. Goddamn, this is one of my favorite portrait documentaries I've ever seen. I could watch hours and piecing together their truths/half truths.

    It feels like a John Waters movie in real life.

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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    Look, I'm a queer lady, and I'm blown away by all the assertions on here that this movie is misogynistic and/or anti-queer and/or at the very least heteronormative. Y'all saying that the good guys are the straight couple and the bad guys are queerishness or polyamory are thinking too hard, and have some queer blinders on.

    It isn't anti-queer to tell a straight story. It isn't anti-queer to show a cult behaving like cults historically do.

    This story is all…

  • Dinner in America

    Dinner in America

    That's the smell of rock & roll