Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  You've Got Mail 1998

  Rewatched 30 Mar 2025

  My mom put this on to punish me & my dad for not deciding what to watch fast enough.
  Lesson learned.

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  Extinction 2018

  Watched 28 Mar 2025

  What, a twist?

Popular reviews

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  Hardflip 2012

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Isn't there some law against mixing Church and Skate?

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  Xanadu 1980

  ★★½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2024

  Love, Unity, Skates: the sinister triad brought forth by a living Muse whose guiding hand brings two men together and, through their clashing hopes and desires, inspires terrible and horrifying hallucinatory sounds and visions that ultimately lead to the creation of a dark temple of debauchery and sin: the cursed disco roller rink, Xanadu.
  With catchy tunes and choreography, even a cute Don Bluth animated sequence, this film sears its mark onto your memory in all its analog VFX glory; both baffling artifact and golden representation of a bygone aesthetic. A cautionary tale of the dangers of following your dreams.