fartporch

fartporch

i was born to be a hater

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  • Mary Magdalene

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

  • The Lighthouse

  • House of Gucci

    ★★

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  • Mary Magdalene

    Mary Magdalene

    1. Genuinely what was the point of this movie
    2. Joaquin phoenix’s interpretation of Jesus was very “hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have but I have it”
    3. I went to the bathroom towards the end of the movie and as I walked back into the living room i was like “did he get crucified yet” and he very much did get crucified
    4. Idk why I expected this to be camp but I was honestly let down when it wasn’t

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I only watched the last 40 minutes but this movie has written and directed by a man disease and I think as a society we should stop making movies

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  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted

    ★★★

    I must have been experiencing some next level mental illness if I was so deeply affected by this movie at 12/13. I guess I was also gay tho

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    Somehow Robert Pattinson and willem dafoe were both convinced this movie was a one man show

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