Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cars 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  There are ao many gay couples in this movie

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  GoldenEye 1995

  ★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  These two moments were not worth sitting though the whole movie for, but they still happened:
  - Russian hacker lady trying to guess a password by typing in BUNS ARSE BUTT BOOTY
  - Evil Russian vampire lady rappelling out of a helicopter to kick James Bond in the chest

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2024

  Unfortunately, due to childhood trauma there is nothing on this earth that will make me care about tennis. But that was a fun little movie. The styling and music were good. The timeline was crazy tho. The director also seemed to be getting bored with shooting a tennis match by the end though. Oh and there was a distracting amount of product placement

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★½ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  I haven't seen that many adaptations of Dracula yet but this is the only version that contains anywhere close to the entire plot of the book... Except any time Mina is rational or competent because male directors seem to be entirely allergic to showing that. This movie was so stupid it gave me brain damage. It was like an alien who had never seen anything sexy or scary trying to make a movie that was both.