Colin

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i give a ton of 4 star reviews!! 
movies = good
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Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • La Haine
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Clueless

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  • Annihilation

    ★★★★½

  • Confess, Fletch

    ★★★½

  • Ma

    ★★★★

  • Million Dollar Baby

    ★★★★

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  • The Beast

    The Beast

    ★★★★★

    “Regardez le calme.”

    Prettiest movie of the year? Truly every shot is gorgeous. Perfect cinematography, production design, and costumes. 

    Lea Seydoux proves that she’s a legend. I’m blown away by her once again.

    So good and topical. The most ghoulish people imaginable are pushing AI and automation on us, trying to rob of us of our humanity. They’re even coming for Love!! *french screaming*

  • Sanctuary

    Sanctuary

    ★★★★½

    chris abbott would you like to be my malewife yes or yes?

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  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★½

    “Almost none of us commit suicide. And almost all of us self-destruct... isn’t self-destruction coded into us, programmed into each cell?”

    A sci-fi masterpiece with the perfect soundtrack. This film was also my first exposure to the incredible Tessa Thompson. A comfort watch for me.

  • Confess, Fletch

    Confess, Fletch

    ★★★½

    “You bet your big cock I won’t be in the way.”

    The scenes with Annie Mumolo and Lucy Punch had me completely dying. This movie is mostly one big troll. 

    Jon Hamm makes many cute faces. He’s sooooo suckable it drives me insane. Barefoot propaganda (I’m listening).

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  • Tau

    Tau

    ★★★

    elon musk and grimes have some pretty bizarre foreplay

  • Excess Baggage

    Excess Baggage

    ★★★★

    hell yeah alicia silverstone says faggot