Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Gonna tell my kids that Gary Fuckin Oldman is the greatest actor of all time and if they ever tell me different I’m going to cut them out of the will. Missing out on tens of hundreds of cents they won’t have what it takes to pay for anything and they deserve to live miserably.

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Gonna tell my kids this was the Miracle on Ice

Popular reviews

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  Arthur the King 2024

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2024

  “Is there a vet here at this Adventure race transition camp for a dog that’s just been following me?”

  “No sir”

  “YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!”

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  The Game 1997

  ★★★ Watched 01 May 2022

  I was a fan. I think In ‘98 this would’ve been received obviously a lot better. People were probably so fucking dumb in ‘98. I know I was. Couldn’t even read and shit. I put a penny in the family SEGA and we couldn’t ever get it out. My brothers were so pissed. Car phones are cool though and I think we should bring that back. Overall, it was decent! Enjoyed the small characters a lot. He really handled his…

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