Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  The extra half star is for Matthew Lillard.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Robert Pattinson really thrives in the tormented little guy category. Really dug the creature design, wish someone had told Mark Ruffalo that nobody needs more Donald Trump impressions in the world.

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Apr 2022

  Somehow a film with a recurring gag about hotdog fingers is the most searingly human, hopeful film I’ve seen in as long as I can remember. I laughed, I bawled, and I envied Harry Shum Jr. for the honour of giving Michelle Yeoh a shoulder ride. One million stars.

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  George of the Jungle 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jul 2021 2

  This is the first time I’ve seen this movie since I was thirteen, and it absolutely slaps. Brendan Fraser is as charming as charming gets, obviously, but the script is a fucking cracker, the comedy still holds up, and it’s just a silly-yet-smart good time.

  I’m 99% sure that this film is the reason Leslie Mann still always looks so refreshed and radiant.

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