Borderlands Recipe:
1. One part Barbie
2. One part Fallout
3. One part Mad Max
4. Strip away any themes, depth, or messages from all of the above.
5. Add a heavy dose of sci-fi clichés and shake until frothy.
6. Sprinkle in some mediocre humor, light on the wit, heavy on the cringe.
7. A dash of the "video game adaptation curse" for that extra bland aftertaste.
8. Garnish with an A-list cast, none of whom can quite save…