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  The Terminator 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  i can’t believe i have lived my whole life without the baffling rizz of kyle reese and the awesomeness of sarah connor in my head - this shit rips

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  i like the bits where they let barry jenkins direct - they should let him direct the whole movie next time

Popular reviews

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  Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2022

  A gorgeous Indonesian western about women as the put-upon adults who have to handle shit in a world run by violent deranged child-men who have never experienced consequences in their lives. Sardonic, spare, by turns comic and grim, and everybody gets what they deserve. Gorgeous quasi-spaghetti western soundtrack. And it’s 90 minutes! Highly recommended.

  Note that there is onscreen sexual violence in here. It’s not at all leered at or shown as anything other than a wretched act committed by…

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  Bonjour Tristesse 1958

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2021 2

  What if The Parent Trap but everyone was barely constraining their horny all the time, all but one of the relationships gave off the vibe of one of those Tinder profiles where you just know the person is hiding something weird, and the ending was sad and poetic and French? What if the resultant movie was super good?

  That’s Bonjour Tristesse. I quite liked it!

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