Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cleaner 2025

  ★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Everyone: "Who are you?"
  Daisy Ridley: "Rey....Rey McClane."

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  2.5 stars for Jurassic Park: The Lost Unicorns and Anthony Carrigan.

  A movie that was at it's best when it was imitating Jurassic Park but with unicorns. Most of its satire fell flat for me, especially Will Poulter's entire character and everything he did in here. Jenna Ortega's performance felt a bit phoned-in. The saving graces here were Anthony Carrigan and Paul Rudd.

Popular reviews

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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Poor editing and pacing with zero substance.

  Roberto De Niro killed it as "Joe Pesci" though.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Very powerful performances here from the entire cast. Need to highlight Lily Rose-Depp, Bill Skarsgard, and Nicholas Hoult. You can tell they were all devoted to their roles. Bill Skarsgard completely disappears as Count Waluigi-I mean Orlok and I was convinced LRD was truly haunted and traumatized her entire life.

  Let Robert Eggers take on any period piece he wants moving forward! No way this man doesn't own a time machine because his sets and the atmosphere within them are…