Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Uncomfy and beautiful in every way.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Hands down the bloodiest movie I’ve ever seen, god what a masterpiece.

Popular reviews

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  Valerie and Her Week of Wonders 1970

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2019

  A surreal phantasmagoria of horror, sexuality, and decadent visuals. This might be the most aesthetically beautiful film I’ve ever seen. Throw in the vampires and witchcraft and it has completely won my heart.

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  The Nightingale 2018

  ½ Watched 03 Nov 2019

  What a piece of rotten, disgusting garbage. Probably the worst movie I’ve seen in a very long time. And not JUST because of the incessant, brutal rape scenes and child murder. But because it is an exploitive aboriginal “history lesson” sitting in the passenger’s seat of a fictional rape revenge plot that is driving the whole thing. It was fucking nauseating from start to finish.

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