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  Review by Will Sloan ★★★★

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  Review by sydney ★★★★ 11

  these guys act like they're after dracula for murdering people but it's obvious his real crime is being too sexy and they're jealous about how aroused the women are

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  Review by Karsten ★★ 36

  deliciously dark atmosphere but not much else

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  Review by 👽 Zara 👽 ★★★★½ 3

  this is a renfield stan account now everyone go home

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  Review by russman ★★★ 5

  That bat looked more realistic than the idea of armadillos living in Transylvania

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  Review by comrade_yui ★★★★★ 2

  drac has a bunch of armadillos and possums living in his house, i mean, come on man, how can you not like this guy? can you even imagine? you're chilling out in the derelict castle, his three wives are playing poker, there's bloodstains on the carpet, bauhaus records are echoing throughout the darkened corridors of centuries-past, dracula's got his feet kicked up near the fireplace and is smoking a pipe, and then suddenly a bunch of armadillo buddies come waltzing into the chamber room?? that's the life man, the un-life, that's the peak vibe.

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  Review by Vulcan Vader ★★★½

  I wish someone would look at me the way Dracula looks at a papercut.

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  Review by san ★★★ 3

  the reason this film still has merits is because of the floating bats

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  Review by Ian West ★★★★★ 40

  Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter... as though the dead were there.

  This 89 year old adaptation of an 123 year old story has had just about everything said about it, so I’ll try to spare you all those details... but I will say this... Dracula means so much to me in so many different ways that it’s actually hard to pick the proper emotive words. I used to sit at the end of our family couch as a 5 year old, wearing a cape, with my very Eddie Munster looking ass about 2 inches away from the screen as I’d watch this movie (and other Univrsal monster jams) over and over again... pretty sure that’s…

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  Review by David Sims ★★★★ 2

  best bad boyfriend movie

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  Review by sarah ★★★½ 5

  The long stretches of white noise are what really sell this film for me, weirdly enough. It’s an unintentional outcome, since early sound films predate a lot of the music cues we’ve been conditioned to expect, but the absence of a rousing score during pivotal scenes made this great to watch. The silence leaves so much more of an impact.

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  Review by Casper ★★½ 2

  Dracula got that drip before it was trendy, bro was a fashion icon even in the 30s