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  Review by Andrew ½ 2

  if i showed this to a bird it would kill itself

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  Review by HorrorSage ★ 19

  Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

  I wish you could see my face watching this. Like imagine me sitting here. Well first imagine me, then like make me 45-70% uglier than you think. Like a 3. Like a solid strong 3. Like "Man he could be a 4 if he didn't dress like he got his clothes from a crackhouse trashbin"

  Not imagine me sitting here, with my head down, pointer finger and thumb holding the bridge of my nose groaning with every fucking bit of pastiche that passes itself for jokes these days.

  This says it's a parody of "Saw". And what a lie that is. other than death traps (that Saw didn't invent) there is nothing…

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  Review by larry barry ½

  i promised id live until 2023 to see saw x but i think im willing to reconsider

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  Review by kaero seen ★ 4

  It’s hard to think of this as a Saw parody when the plot takes a turn into something else entirely.  It contains horribly outdated and unfunny jokes.  The coleslaw didn’t even look appetizing.

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  Review by smallpaul ½ 2

  I guess I slaw that coming haha. get it. cumslaw

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  Review by Dex ½

  this movie sucked I'm gonna go watch Cary elwes cut off his leg again

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  Review by Tak1408 ½ 2

  Zzzzzzzzzz how the fuck do you mess up a Saw parody?
  Good lord this was painful to sit through. Unfunny cringe fest. Dull lookin movie. You will stop paying attention after a while. Oh look a fake Johnny Depp.
  I'll give it a 0.5 star just for Kevin Nash and the other wrestlers. You know what? Why not have Nash and other wrestlers in a Saw game? Maybe a Mark got pissed at these wrestlers for ignoring or treating the fans like trash. You can include: shit payper views, a shitty promoter etc. Off course in a better movie with a bigger budget since this one was a shit game.

  Overall, no fucking way.
  Just watch Scary Movie 4 opening instead.

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  Review by Sean Orenstein ★★★★★

  This movie changed my life. I was house to house as a child, and my family never had much money. Then I saw slaw. This movie changed my life for the better. Suddenly the shine is back in my eyes, my teeth are white as paper, and I’m happier than ever. Slaw is an inspirational experience, and is suggested for anyone going through a hard time. Please watch this movie.

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  Review by Excidamus ½ 2

  I think my brain decayed a bit watching this.

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  Review by Salem Scott ½ 1

  This was thoroughly unpleasant. Not interesting as a parody, and not an engaging story in its own right. While there are some clever bits sprinkled in, most of the "comedy" is mean-spirited and based around punching down. Some idiots say that empathy, sensitivity, and "political correctness" will lead to the death of comedy. But if this is what that comedy is, I say let it die.

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  Review by William_Myers ★ 2

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  In the honor of the brand new theatrical release of Spiral, I have already reviewed all of the other 8 Saw movies last October and oh boy, was that marathon to get through! However, there was a spoof comedy of the Saw saga in which I never even heard of and I was like, "What the fuck is this movie?" after I saw the poster with my own eyes. I came across HorrorSage's review of it and then I decided to watch the whole thing on Tubi for myself two weeks later. I watched it and I wished I would've choked…

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  Review by Ryan Corderman ½

  My life is in fucking shambles right now.