The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.
Suck - Bis(s) zum Erfolg, Suck - Biss zum Erfolg, Kan Emici, Глоток, Vycucaj ma!, Szívás, Vysaj si, Глътка, 摇滚吸血鬼, Rockeurs dans le sang, 뱀파이어 로큰롤, Koszmar, Ковток, Krvopije
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surprisingly, this movie didn't suck as much as i thought it would
"Suck" isn't the genre masterpiece that it could have been, but despite all its weaknesses its overall quite entertaining. The funny scenes definitely make up for the occasional trash moments.
My Eyes Hurt When I Go Outside, It's Too Bright!!! (or, My Halloween Horrorfest 2018) Movie #38 (https://boxd.it/25cXe )
A rock n roll road movie but with vampires and comedy and lots of rock legends showing up. I'm pretty much in love with this movie. Everyone and everything hits the right note for me. I laughed a lot, I enjoyed seeing Malcolm McDowell as the Van Helsing character and Henry Rollins as an obnoxious radio DJ and Iggy Pop as a road weary ex-rocker/record producer and Moby as a heavy metal God to the people of Buffalo. And Alice Cooper is also here as...well you can find out. There's a French Canadian Renfield too and Jessica Pare is supposed to…
Well that was weird.
Believe it or not I've known about this movie for over a decade. I love movies like how Rob Stefaniuk clearly loves rock and roll, so even when I was young I would go to my town's Barnes & Noble and look at the DVDs. Sometimes I would wander into the horror/sci-fi section and one time I found a DVD of Suck. As one of the few eight or nine year-olds who knew who Malcolm McDowell was the DVD interested me but I was obviously too young for it. Now that I'm a huge fan of horror comedies and I know who the big names in the cast are I finally watched the movie and it was…
Has the feel of a long vampire themed sitcom that has some funny moments to offer. Something that I disliked was the low budget look of the overall film, these scenes took me out of the experience a few times. In the end it was an okay film that could have been really good with a higher budget and a tighter script.
the audacity it takes to cast iggy pop in your film, never let him sing, and then make his character record other ppl singing not well
Suck sucks. Malcolm McDowell is cool, though. I like how many musicians are in this, though.
Vegan alert:
-Guys talking about raw, bloody meat
-Damage done to humans
-Fly smashed and eaten
-Vampire stuff
-It's suggested that Jennifer sucks on cow blood instead of humans' (and she does)
-Celebs are eaten per the newspaper headlines
A musical vampire comedy with Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, and Moby? SIGN ME UP.
Has the terrible danger
that surrounds us,
become like a drug?
Are we more like strangers
in a glass house?
We're rich with the blood.
How can you leave the black out?
You're only flesh and bone.
Flesh and bone.
🎶🎸
Flesh And Bone by The Burning Brides
Vampiric horror-comedy with Jessica Paré aka Megan from Mad Men that often times plays like a goth-rock music video.
A small time band goes on the road and their base player gets vamped by Dimitri Coates from the Burning Brides dressed as the scariest looking vampire/gothic rock star I've ever seen.
Bro dresses like Steven Tyler and rocks a baby fro that Slash would approve.
With cameos from Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins,…
A band on the road, not doing too well, at a crossroads until one of them becomes a vampire.
It is an ok watch, the best laughs from the rock legends and their roles. Alice Cooper looks like he's having a great time.
The songs were alright, a smidge on the 90's bed wetting side.
I cringed at Iggy Pop recording a song for them that was total pap.
Henry Rollins gives off Bob Odenkirk vibes in this, he just does
Iggy Pop really needs to be in more movies.
