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1900 1976
Imagine being Robert De Niro, having to touch Gerard Depardieu's penis over and over and over again in some hot, scratchy bed as Bernardo Bertolucci sweats behind the camera. Imagine having to repeatedly feel Gerard Depardieu's flaccid penis because some deranged Italian filmmaker demanded it for what he promised to be his masterpiece. Imagine becoming more and more familiar with the geography of Gerard Depardieu's limp, moist penis and hairy scrotum with each take, as some fat Italian lunatic enthusiastically…
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