From my FB 10 years ago:
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Before:
I have a bet with myself that Michael Bay-ness and all, this won't be any more pointless or disappointing than TMNT 2007
After:
Well, I'll just call it a draw with myself.
As much as every 80s kid loves engaging in full-throated bitching about, well, anything done with their beloved commercial properties, I actually thought the way the Turtles were rendered was cool, their interactions/personalities were funny, and I liked the little…