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  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    ★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • Carnival of Souls

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    ★★

    From my FB 10 years ago:
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    Before:

    I have a bet with myself that Michael Bay-ness and all, this won't be any more pointless or disappointing than TMNT 2007

    After:

    Well, I'll just call it a draw with myself.
    As much as every 80s kid loves engaging in full-throated bitching about, well, anything done with their beloved commercial properties, I actually thought the way the Turtles were rendered was cool, their interactions/personalities were funny, and I liked the little…

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    This movie wasn't as bad as people are saying, but it's not particularly 'good' either.

    It's a perfectly competent action/spy movie, with some cool fights and impressive action scenes, everyone does a decent job, but it doesn't really "do" anything. It feels like a big budget B movie you'd catch on TV on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

    You can definitely feel the green screen reshoots and the complete absence where something *used* to be, which makes the question of what…

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  • Observe and Report

    Observe and Report

    ★★★★

    Underrated gem, Seth Rogan delivers a legit shocking dark comedy. Some jokes haven't aged well, but the ugliness is kind of part of it,maybe?

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    The dark reboot of "The Nutty Professor" you never knew you needed!

    No but seriously, this is an incredible film. In terms of subject matter, presentation, use of color/framing, the performances, just everything. A powerful look on aging, society, what it is to be a woman, what it is to grow old; about life being consumed, about being at war with yourself, who we are vs. who we pretend to be, our worth as people, just SO much.

    There are…