Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dead Ringers 1988

  Watched 16 Mar 2025 2

  What the actual fuck is wrong with David Cronenberg someone please lobotomize me why did I watch this???? WHAT THE FUCK DAVID!!!!!!!!!! Didn’t know this type of disturbing even existed haven’t felt this gutted since I read “The Dream” from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark when I was like 8. This is a seriously fucked up piece of fiction

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 2

  Kieran Culkin plays a very tortured person very convincingly but nothing even happened the film feels underwritten. Still, it is able to effectively capture how much it can suck to care so much about a long time friend / family member. Did I laugh a single time? No. The emotional dimension of it worked though

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Cried laughing. It was horribly written and I’d watch it all again in a heartbeat. Characters used as plot devices and then forgotten about, Mickey stops being the main character halfway through, minimal science fiction maximal MAD magazine politics. Bong Joon Ho’s “Megalopolis” thank you Coppola for motivating directors to shit out funny slop. Mark Ruffalo was just plain terrible! Robert Pattinson did a Spongebob impression for half the movie. Purple Joe

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  WALL·E 2008

  ½ Watched 02 Apr 2023 1

  Anti laziness propaganda! Don’t listen to this movie! Be lazy! Keep consuming more and more until you’re huge!