Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Her 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  No film is as horrifyingly relevant to our present as Her, with a depiction of the human - AI dynamic in the year 2025 almost COMPLETELY symmetrical to our current relationship with AI and its trajectory. As someone who didn’t appreciate the film much when I watched it smoothbrained 9 years ago, everyone needs to watch / rewatch the film this year (given it’s when it’s set) because it’s only going to ring more true, to age more uncannily, and…

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  Anora 2024

  ★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Did I watch the same movie as everyone else?

  High expectations never do me any good but good lord this was a dumpster fire. Maybe everything just went over my head. Maybe the whole sensation was that it was all just an anti movie, a big sham to stick it to the masses yet again that fairytales don’t exist. Well I felt nothing. I didn’t even enjoy the fairytale part of it, the first 45 minutes was just porn and…

Popular reviews

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  WALL·E 2008

  ½ Watched 02 Apr 2023 1

  Anti laziness propaganda! Don’t listen to this movie! Be lazy! Keep consuming more and more until you’re huge!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Cried laughing. It was horribly written and I’d watch it all again in a heartbeat. Characters used as plot devices and then forgotten about, Mickey stops being the main character halfway through, minimal science fiction maximal MAD magazine politics. Bong Joon Ho’s “Megalopolis” thank you Coppola for motivating directors to shit out funny slop. Mark Ruffalo was just plain terrible! Robert Pattinson did a Spongebob impression for half the movie. Purple Joe