Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Zombieland 2009

  ★★★½ Added

  I don't typically like zombie movies, but this is the exception.

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  The Muppet Movie 1979

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  This is genuinely such a fun movie and is so well done. Yes, it shows its age; the green screening is very poor in most scenes, but that doesn't matter. The puppetry, the music, the story, they all add up into a great film. The premise of Kermit being wanted to sell frog legs? Love. Hilarious. The frog leg seller turning into a crazed hunter? Genius. Perfect. I love it. There are very few things I can say I dislike about this film.
  Kermit and Piggy are so La Cage aux Folles coded, in this essay I will-
  RIP Richard Hunt and Jim Henson <3

Popular reviews

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  The Boys Next Door 1996

  ★★★½ Added

  Hello everybody my name is Robert Sean Leonard-iplier and and welcome back to another episode of Daddy Issues

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ½ Added

  Bram Stoker's Dracula, but Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave.
  Also not nearly enough queer allegory undertones.
  Jonathan Harker did not vow to follow his wife into damnation for this.

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