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Hubie Halloween 2020
Watched this piece of cinema on a particularly lonely night while sick with the novel coronavirus and quarantining in a new apartment, mattress on the floor, clothes in suitcases, tissues and crumbs on the bed, other miscellaneous squalor. Roughly every 20 minutes a fly appears in this room, I kill it, and then another one appears, making me wonder if i am the source of decay.
Anyway, thanks to this film Adam sandler has entered the second seed to be…
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Austenland 2013
EDIT 12/12/2021: My sister reminded me that when I watched this movie I said “When compared to this movie, Inception (dir. Christopher Nolan) is for babies”
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When I agreed to watch Austenland I did so knowing “I hate Jane Austen but I love Jennifer Coolidge.” To be honest I don’t even remember who the protagonist in this movie is. I just remembered it is Keri Russell (Felicity, Waitress) but it should tell you a lot that I mostly…Translated from by -
Moneyball 2011
im ashamed to admit that I watched this despite my boycott of all Brad Pitt movies released in 2005 or later (a result of the Mr and Mrs Smith debacle that forced Jennifer Aniston into over a decade of unwarranted, career-hindering media scrutiny). however my dad asked me to go see it the day his dad died and I felt like I couldn’t say no. He never played baseball with his dad and I never played baseball with him so it…
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