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  A New Leaf 1971

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  I don’t know how this stuff works but when I watch a movie like this on Pluto TV I always imagine the meeting where they struck the deal between movie and Pluto TV and I imagine that the meeting was very somber

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I was not pleased to see laslo getting this kind of (anti)hero’s homage. What people don’t understand about him is that he was more than a complicated architect—he was also a simple architect. single minded to the point of utter simplicity. His buildings, though beautiful, were rarely functional. A gigantic atrium where the bathroom should be. Where is the movie about the architect who designed the petco / Marshalls building with the parking on the roof

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  Watched 28 Jan 2022

  I liked it. I can’t explain why. When I was little we had a giant encyclopedia of movies and they all had a little synopsis and a rating (in bones instead of stars) and I just took those ratings to be absolute fact. 2.5 bones for the parent trap? I guess it’s not as good as I thought. 4 was the most bones you could get though, so 2.5 is actually pretty good. If I could do something that was 2.5 bones good I would be totally satisfied with that

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  Shiva Baby 2020

  Watched 18 Aug 2021

  Watched on a plane in a Dramamine haze

  I don’t know why I haven’t been taking Dramamine my entire life. I am the ambassador of motion sickness, always. No one understood why I didn’t want to ride the el in Chicago. Well they understood but they didn’t at the same time. When you love to look out the window while the train is moving, but it gives you terrible nausea and a feeling in the head that doesn’t go away…

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