Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  oh yeah this shit rocked!!!!!

  ok tbf started out mediocre-ly dogwater and ended also mediocre-ly dogwater but man the middle i was HOOKED

  jaw to the floor over the irl parallels in our shitter government and lowkey that made it scarier/way more intense cus yeah. we are doing all this crazy shit arent we 😬

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  The Fifth Element 1997

  Watched 30 Mar 2025

  FUNNY ass movie i watched on a 1 fps hotel tv with 80000 ads and the graphics quality of a flip phone

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2024 5

  ok i have a lot to say
  loved how artsy it was, the camera angles kept it interesting
   it was kind of like disturbingly "film bro this is what i think modern women are like" but like it was okay,,.,,
  i feel like her ex husband plotline thing was uneeded, like he didnt add anything imo, and just in general i do feel like there were scenes that didnt particularily add anything to the film
  but i did like that…

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  The Last Black Man in San Francisco 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2023 4

  this is the beginning of film club reviews except i havent actually watched it (dont take these seriously)

  likes 
  - colors
  - sf
  - poc
  - james baldwin message
  - public transportation
  - doja cat (metaphor)
  - pearl’s dad likes this movie and he has good taste
  - realistic one man show (bad) (good)

  neutral
  - insane balls (insane)

  dislikes
  - chad (our friend)
  - no giant explosions
  - no robots
  - no witty quips during a high speed car chase
  - too scary for chad
  - pearl burped :(
  - unrealistic costume change
  - charlie chaplin communism