Colin J. Movies

Colin J. Movies

The final word on whether a movie is “good” (epic) or “bad” (cringe).

Favorite films

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • Head
  • Barton Fink
  • After Hours

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  • Mickey 17

  • The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special

  • Last Breath

  • MacGruber

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    More like Mickey MOUSE… in that I’d rather watch Looney Tunes than this mid casserole!

  • The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special

    The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special

    It was only a matter of time before Eric Roberts joined the OCU.

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★★★★★

    “Uhhhh did you know Jared Leto runs a cult” yes shut up stupid what do you want, good guy points? How about I “points” you in the direction of THE best comic book movie? Yes, that’s right. Even better than the Tom Holland Spider or Joaquin Phoenix is The Joker or The Golden Goose 2: Eggsaplenty’s Revenge. God you people on this site have tiny brains. You fucking morons. “Uhhh what’s the trailer even supposed to be” He’s a vampire…

  • Jim Breuer: Somebody Had to Say It

    Jim Breuer: Somebody Had to Say It

    When you put the brain of a child in the body of a mid-50s guy from Long Island the body will react to the lack of brain mass by producing a surplus of bad sound effects and a perpetual coat of sweat.

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