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The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special 2025
It was only a matter of time before Eric Roberts joined the OCU.
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Morbius 2022
“Uhhhh did you know Jared Leto runs a cult” yes shut up stupid what do you want, good guy points? How about I “points” you in the direction of THE best comic book movie? Yes, that’s right. Even better than the Tom Holland Spider or Joaquin Phoenix is The Joker or The Golden Goose 2: Eggsaplenty’s Revenge. God you people on this site have tiny brains. You fucking morons. “Uhhh what’s the trailer even supposed to be” He’s a vampire…
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Jim Breuer: Somebody Had to Say It 2021
When you put the brain of a child in the body of a mid-50s guy from Long Island the body will react to the lack of brain mass by producing a surplus of bad sound effects and a perpetual coat of sweat.
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