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Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  I hope my ancestors also recieved Epic American Head moments after clearing Ellis Island

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Need his haircut but for the love of god CUT DOWN YOUR FILMS

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  Complained about how long this was going to be all week only to start weeping within the first ten seconds, obviously. 

  The thing is that I love this property so much that I was just happy to be there, but I agree with Baiz’ review that it didn’t need all the schmaltzy stuff around the original story and songs. Cutting up Defying Gravity when we’ve already heard most of it in Target commercials was kind of a bummer. Nonetheless, this…

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  Old 2021

  ★★ Watched 25 Jul 2021 1

  “Wow, I can’t wait to hear what your voice sounds like when you get older.” -Prisca to Maddox in the first line of the film.

  Boy, does she get her wish.

  M. Night Shyamalan’s Old took it out of me. I am exhausted. My jaw hurts from gaping at the screen, my neck hurts from the pace. I know it’s literally about time moving fast blah blah blah, but good god the number of insane extraneous details made me almost wish there…