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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Jan 2024

  Take a sip🥤each time:

  - You hear a bee fact 🐝
  - Statham explains how beekeeping works 📒
  - A finger is lost (one🥤each)
  - A finger is saved 💅
  - you see a Stathan silouette 👤(spooky!)
  - A building explodes 💥
  - A literal cartoon character miniboss appears 👺
  - A home alone trap is sprung 🏠
  - someone is brutally murdered with a rope or chain 🔗
  - Someone makes a bee pun 😉

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Dec 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  He's a teacher the students all dread,
  'cause his peepers bounce 'round in his head.
  With his wandering eye,
  he could watch the snow fly.
  While the other tore essays to shreds.

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  Expend4bles 2023

  ½ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  They did Dolph wrong.

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