Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  This House Has People in It 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  This was so absurd and strange but I love it

  11 minute shortfilm on YouTube, check it out without knowing anything about it

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  John Tucker Must Die 2006

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  2000s era movie + John Tucker twerking + Ashanti = absolute cinema

Popular reviews

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  A Haunting in Venice 2023

  ★★ Watched 15 May 2024

  Three Italian words and one Italian accent in the whole of Venice

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  Garfield 2004

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2024

  Our divine creator entered Bill Murray and controlled him like a hand in a sock puppet. His words are our gospel, his body our arbiter, his actions our covenant. The second coming is close and I am ready for the rapture. Are you?

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