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Comedy writer.
Short film director.
Unqualified Filmbro.

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • La La Land
  • Knives Out
  • Moneyball

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  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★★

  • Everybody Wants Some!!

    ★★★★★

  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★★★

  • The Magic Inside The 2010 Season of the World Champion San Francisco Giants

    ★★★★½

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  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★★

    Most excellent!🎸🎸🎸

  • Everybody Wants Some!!

    Everybody Wants Some!!

    ★★★★★

    The cast, the dialogue, the vibes… this is Linklater’s masterpiece - and my fourth-ever instant five stars.

    Happy Opening Day🤍

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  • Home Team

    Home Team

    ★½

    “Sandler, Rock, and Schneider got to do The Longest Yard and Ferrell got to do Kicking & Screaming, I should get to do a football movie!”
                                 - Kevin James, week 3 of COVID

    Seriously, this movie is every cliche you’ve ever heard in the kids-sports-comedy genre. Let’s just run down some of my (using this term ironically) favorite, ahem, plays.

    1. Happy Madison Productions cast Jackie Sandler -…

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

    I’ll start this review with how my theatrical experience began: after the IMAX trailer for Jurassic World: Dominion played, a man no younger than 60 years old, seated in the row in front of me, stood up and yelled “TURN IT DOWN!” to a crowd of ~40 people in, again, an IMAX theater. I’d like to think he’s fully deaf after Top Gun: Maverick, because if he doesn’t enjoy loud sounds as much as the rest of us, what right does…