Andrew

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my friends say I can’t have fun

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Cabaret
  • The Godfather Part II
  • Black Swan

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  • Team America: World Police

    ★★

  • Melancholia

    ★★★★

  • Shadows

    ★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    ★★★★

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  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★★

    I have to drive to a mock trial tournament tomorrow and I can’t get this god damn movie out of my head so I need to write something more than “it was perfect.” Going into this my expectations were already astronomically high, especially since the book is one of my top 5 favorite books of all time. But this somehow met and potentially surpassed those expectations. Scorsese is a master of cinema and not once in the 3 hour and…

  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★★

    “It’ll all work out. It’s only politics…what has that got to do with us?”

    In this particular political moment, Cabaret maintains its importance more than ever. Rather than the excess of the roaring 20s, we are surrounded by an endless stream of capitalist content, attempting to numb us to the lurking neofascism around the globe. Maybe, in our political moment, this numbing isn’t working. People DO care. People ARE fighting back. But what Cabaret reminds us is that we must…

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  • Team America: World Police

    Team America: World Police

    ★★

    This probably a bad take but I don’t find this very funny. Like quiplash humor

  • Melancholia

    Melancholia

    ★★★★

    the first half was definitely not my thing but that second half was beyond incredible.

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  • Genius Loci

    Genius Loci

    ★★★

    do I know what happened? no

    was the animation, music, and art style phenomenal? yea

    This felt like a 16 minute long art piece.

  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★½

    the party scene is simply the most brilliant scene in all of musical theater and you won’t change my mind.