Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  if i had the last cigarette on earth and i gave it to chris evans who decided to yap and yap and yap instead of smoking it, i would also blow up the train

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  Rewatched 17 Dec 2024

  perfect movie

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  Watched 11 Jul 2024 2

  okay but can we acknowledge that she casually cracked one of the biggest unsolved cases in history in like less than 3 days #autismwins

  pretty eh horror movie and pretty BANGIN crime thriller. i wish nic cage didnt look like he ate a million bees before they filmed. like let them long legs do some work and keep those whack ass prosthetics OUT OF THE FRAME!!!!!

  (also, we saw this in an EMPTY regal cinema at 11 o’clock at night and when the characters started saying my name i wanted to cry my eyes out, i could not have asked for a more freakish viewing experience)

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  Valentine 2001

  Watched 15 Jun 2024

  the only choice more psychotic than having your killer wait 13 years to exact revenge on his Middle School Bullies is having your final girl STICK HER FULL HEAD AND HAIR IN TOILET WATER and then moving on as if that didnt just fucking happen???

  paige prescott can drip candle wax on my tied up naked body any time