Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  if you told me this screenplay was written by ChatGPT, I genuinely think the machines would rise up and attack you

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  Eden Lake 2008

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Why is there so much poorly done ADR in the first third of this film? Genuinely felt like I was watching the US Squid Game dub for a bit there.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2024

  Absolutely insane film. I never want to watch it again.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  This counts as a Christmas movie right??

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